I've been in worse situations than this, and panic does not help, trust me!

Sandra Bullock. Willem Dafoe. A bathtub full of leeches. The return of Tuneman. An incredibly slow boat. Zero tension. What else could it be, but the low stakes sequel to one of the greatest action films ever made?! Speed 2: Cruise Control asks the question “what if Speed was not good?” and then tosses 100 million dollars into the ocean to find out.

(Joel Speaking) I unironically adore this movie, I’ve seen it countless times, hell- I own multiple pieces of promotional merch and a 6 foot standee. Come hang out with me and let me convince you of the joy that is Speed 2: Cruise Control.